This episode of Morphing Teens Who Go Robo Crazy is the best!
Yeah! It's like you know the teens are gonna morph,
but it's always a nice surprise when they do.
-Can you imagine life as an actor? -Oh, what a dream!
-Oh! -[roaring]
New gig for ya, fellas.
How would you like to be background actors in a movie?
What?! We wished simultaneously and it came true?!
Oh, my goodness! Let's try again! Wish for new coats!
-One, two, three, wish for new coats! -[both straining]
Ugh, well, still a great start to the day by any standard.
Yeah, I think I just gotta buy a new coat.
[gasping] Wow! Look at that camera!
It's peering into my soul! Oh, and there's a guy behind it!
-That's the... that's the cameraman. -Ooh. Ca-me-ra-ma-an.
Look! The special-effects guy!
-And that must be... the snack table! -Ah!
Oh, this is so Hollywood. Yogurt, kale, kale-flavoured yogurt.
So healthy and bland. Amazing.
Okay! Okay! People, people,
I need background over here yesterday, lighting over there last week,
and my star actor over here several years go!
Time is money, people! I'm celebrated director Holland Meadows!
-Oh. -Wow. Says her own name.
You there, Hairless Horse and Pastry, get over there and don't do too much.
-You're the background performers. Got it? -With pleasure!
[laughing] Miss Meadows, what is my character?
Hmm, character, yes, good, good. Be a businessman. Yes.
Money, ties, power nodding, briefcase. Can you handle that?
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Can you believe this, Dino? We're gonna be in a movie!
Sorry, Guv'nor. My name is Lloyd Brixby and I work in the boat yard.
Oh! Right, right. [deepens voice] Well, as a big-time businessman,
I own many boats and yards as well.
Cameras rolling, and... action!
Banks! Boardrooms! Gotta go! Monster! Ciao! Ah!!!
Woe is me! A monster!
Oh, I fear it! And yet I also pity it.
For it may never know true love! Ah!!!
[monster roaring]
-[Meadows] And... cut! -That was the coolest!
-That was the best. -That was so cool. You were great.
I blacked out. I had no idea what was coming outta my mouth.
I whited out! I was hyper-aware of everything that was going on around me.
-I was, like, ta! -Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay.
I was just talking to myself in my head and we both agree that you two are good.
Not as good as me, but pretty okay.
Oh, wow.
That is the nicest thing I've heard today.
-That means so much. -Especially you, Dino.
I gotta call the pork factory, 'cause you got chops and they're delicious!
Be back here tomorrow. I'll make a star out of you yet.
[both] A star?!
Ha!!
-[jazzy music] -[no audible dialogue]
-[snarling] -[exclamations and screaming]
And that's a cut! Take five, everyone!
Except for me, who's taking a director's 10!
[laughing] I'm Holland Meadows.
[Cupcake] What a day, Dino! At this rate,
we'll maybe be seen in the far, far background of an actual movie.
Oh. I-I could do this forever, Cup. I love digging into character with you!
It's like playing pretend! But for real. You know what I mean?
Oddly enough, I know exactly what you mean.
Oh, Dino, look, look!
I think we're witnessing our first big-time Hollywood on-set argument!
Ugh. Look, it's dreadfully sweaty in this outfit,
and we've done 75 takes!
I demand a break and a rewrite so I'm in something more breathable.
Oh, oh, you demand it?!
Yes, I do demand it.
I want breathable fabrics now! And more kale in my yogurt!
Are you looking to get your nose flicked? Because no one acts difficult on my set,
other than me. No one! I don't care who you are!
I am Hollywood superstar Hot Doug!
You will do as I say, as I am the lead in all of your films!
Not anymore, you're not! You're fired!!
-Take a hike, Doug! -[gasping]
I've seen better directors at community theatre!
Which is where I'll be working from now on, now that I... Oh!
Oh, no, Doug! What have you done?!
No...!!!
My life!!
Oh, so much drama. Spicy.
-Hey, you there! -[both]: Me?
-Yeah, you! -Yeah... Which...?
We both said... Which...?
Ugh! Dinosaur!
-Ah. -Dinosaur. You. You are my new lead.
-What?! -Oh, you got something special, kid.
And your vacant eyes make me sure that you won't cause a scene on my set.
Am I right in guessing you're a sweetie-pie?
-Oh, guilty as charged. -Good.
'Cause only one person gets to freak out on my set. Me!
-[both]: You! -It's me!
-Ha-ha! We guessed! -You do!
You better get used to all the kale and yogurt you can eat.
Dino, you're gonna be a star!
Wow, Dino, I am so...
Oh. Sorry, I missed the last part.
[gulping] What are we doing?
[soft music]
Oh! Oh, Roger. When will you come home?
Now that I have the amulet of Trogue,
I, Emperor Bosler,
shall rule the universe!!!
[crying]
When I heard you were here at this hospital,
I knew I had to come and see you and tell you that... I love you, Benedict.
I always have and I always will.
Now I need you to wake up so that we can be together, Benedict.
Wake up, Benedict!! Wake up!!! [sobbing]
Benedict...!!!
And... cut! Oh! That's 20 films shot in one week!
Hot Doug could only do 19! Pure gold, Dino.
-You having fun out there? -Uh, it's kind of intense.
I mostly like just doing the easy-breezy background stuff with Cup before.
Oh, I'm sorry. You're not complaining, are you?
-Well, no, I'm just--- -He just loves to act in your films,
Miss Meadows. What an honour.
That's right. Well, whatever you're doing, keep it up.
Our movies are a hit! People are loving you, Dino.
-Heh. And what about me, Ms. Meadows? -Uh, great... great work, Cupcake.
We probably won't use any of your angles, but it's nice to have options. Okay, bye.
-Well, thank you. -[sighing]
Dino, what's wrong, buddy? You know she's testy. Why'd ya test her?
I know, Cup. I'm just not sure I'm into this.
It was fun before, when we were extras together.
The only thing flowing more than the laughs was the delicious kale-y yogurt.
But now that I'm on my own, it's more work and more pressure.
-And it just isn't as fun. -Ah, Dino, you're such a good actor.
And Ms. Meadows is making you into... a star!
That's a coat hanger.
I was pointing beyond the coat hanger, Dino. Beyond. Okay?
Just have fun. Embrace it.
[sighing] Okay, Cup. I'll try.
-And... action! -[sighing]
[up-tempo music]
Money in the bank, baby.
Big City has a new hero in town: A chef who makes breakfast - for dogs!
[cheering and applause]
But first, Big City has a new movie star in town.
Dinosaur Carol Goody is the hot new name in Hollywood,
with a number of movies under his belt, including Dr. D.R. Daddykins: MD.
and Time Fool II.
It's safe to say that this scaly treasure is taking the acting world by storm.
What's your secret, Dino? How did you become a great actor?
Well, I dunno. You hone your skills being silly in the background,
-having a blast with your brother-- -Cupcake and Dino: General Services!
-We do acting lessons. Call us! -But then you work nonstop
till your feet hurt and it's all serious and stuff
and you realize you just kinda wanna quit.
-Huh. Yeah, I'm gonna quit! -But didn't you sign a contract
with director Holland Meadows for 40 films? She'll flick your nose!
-Ah... I guess I did, yeah. -Well, there you have it, folks.
This is Barbara Shoulderpads for Big City News.
General Services! Acting! Call us!
-[sighing] -[knocking]
-Entre. -Dino, did you see the news piece?
What a story! You are a smash hit.
I guess so, Cup, but I don't even like being a star!
I mean, do I have cucumbers on my eyes right now? Be honest.
-Yes. -Oh, I can't do it anymore!
It isn't fun if I'm not doing it with you, Cup!
Yeah, but Holland Meadows is never gonna let you out of that contract.
Five minutes till your big scene, Dino. Director Holland Meadows says,
"I'm director Holland Meadows and nobody disrespects me.
Be late and I'll flick your nose."
Ah. Maybe there's one way to get off this movie.
Are you gonna tell me the plan now, or do I have to wait? Mm...
Okay. I-I-I'll wait. [excited giggling]
Alright, everyone ready? This is our biggest shot yet.
Where's my star?
Ugh! No one is late on my set--
Oh, hello, Holland!
Dun-da-da!!
Sorry we're late, hollandaise sauce.
We were busy doing whatever we wanted, whenever we wanted.
"Whatever we wanted, whenever we wanted"?!
"Hollandaise sauce"?!
It's Ms. Meadows and you show up on time,
or I'll climb up your body and I'll---
Flick his nose? I don't think so.
The only person who flicks my nose anymore is Cup!
-Ta! -How dare you?! That is my move!
Not anymore. Cup took it. Me, I'm taking 15 breaks a day,
and I'm not shooting past 11 in the morning,
except on Saturdays, when I won't... be shooting at all!!!
Saturday is ice-cream day.
No! No, no, no, no, no!
If you think you can come out here and tell me, Holland Meadows,
how to run my set--
-[both] Yes? -Then pack your stuff!
-[both] Go on... -You... you... you're fired!!
-[Dino gasping] -[both wailing]
B-b-but Holland, what about our contract?
Oh, you mean this?
-How do you like that? -[cheering]
-[laughter] -We did it! We did it!
[both] Yeah!!!
Huh. I guess they did like it.
Oh... Acting like a jerk in front of Holland was my toughest role yet.
Thanks for helping me get fired, Cup.
Well, you nailed the scene as usual, Dino.
You sure you're not gonna miss being an actor?
I'll miss parts of it. Ah, the suits, the briefcases. The suits.
-You must really love suits, huh. -Oh, I do, yeah.
-That's like brand-new information. -Oh, the suits.
Well, I'm gonna miss the yogurt and the kale.
Oh! A yogurt and kale! Oh, Cup, you shouldn't have.
Don't mention it, buddy. Hey, uh, can I get a lil' bite of that?
Oh. No. Mm.
Oh. Oh.
[Cupcake]: A-five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11!
♪ Gotta cut that hair so we can sweep this floor ♪
♪ Do the dance of the sweeper at the barbershop store ♪
Um...
♪ I'm not good at singing and I stink at rhymes ♪
♪ Good thing we've got your back every time ♪
[Cupcake] ♪ Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta pa pa pa ♪
Ha! Dino, I have not seen you this jazzed up about a General Service gig
in quite a while, like at least a day or two for sure.
Guilty as charged. I. Am. Loving! Barbershopping.
Helping people, creating art,
drinking the blue water they keep the combs in.
You are not supposed to drink that.
Learning not to drink the blue water they keep the combs in.
This job's got everything! And I really wanna try hairdressing, Cup.
Just look how Jerry moves his hips like a swing dancer and snips his snips
like Rance Prancer.
-He was 2009 Hairdresser of the Year. -[both] Aw. Respect.
Well, you know what I think, Dino?
"I'm tough and macho and I can wrestle anyone anywhere and win"?
-Is that how I sound? -A little bit. Just at the end.
Alright. But... but also, you should totally try hairdressing!
-You really think so, Cup? -I know so. You'll be great at it.
-Right, Jerry? -Mm... I'm not so sure.
Anyone's guess, really.
Ha-ha! Exactly.
[snoring and mumbling]
Stay still, Fantastic Michelle.
I'm gonna give you the best 'do you could ever dream of.
Oh, look, Fantastic Michelle, Dreadlocks Ned stopped by the shop.
We-we'll cut his hair in-instead. He's... So he's up... So he's up now.
-[snoring] -Wake up!!!
I can glue them back on! What? Nothing.
Great news, Dino! You're gonna be hairdressing at Jerry's today!
What!? Am I still dreaming?! Is this a certified dream?!
Ah!!! Heads?! Are those heads?!
Nope, not a dream. Tell me more! Also, sorry about your dolls!
Uh, Jerry's out for the day and I asked him if you could cut hair for him.
I told him you'd do a great job and I'd pull in a bunch of customers!
[both] General service extended!
I got your new jingle all ready. You ready for this? It goes:
♪ Hey hey you do you need a new dresser ♪
♪ Well come ask my bro 'cause he... ♪ Uh...
♪ Dress them hairs for... ♪
♪ M-money... ♪
Ah, it's a work in progress. But I'll be your ultimate hype man!
Well, then I guess it's time to... dress them hairs!
For money!
And stop by the doll-head store to pick up five heads.
Yes. Five...
Maybe 12. I'm sorry.
Big City's hottest new barber and hype man coming through! Make way, people!
I don't think the hype man is supposed to hype the hype man.
That's what makes me the best in the biz, baby!
What an honour.
The history. The legacy!
The exaggerated butt groove.
Oh... so many butts.
[gasping] I have arrived.
I'm in a business hurry and there are loose hairs on my head!
Particularly here and here. Don't touch this one.
You're in luck. My bro Dino is the man for your mop.
Hallo.
This is amateur hour. I'll come back when Jerry's here.
You're missing out. Dino is so good, he could cut your hair's hair.
My hair's hair, eh? I'm intrigued.
And I'm a businessman who needs good hair to do good business.
I get it, you're a businessman. Sure. Right this way, sir.
I will take a calculated business risk.
-Best of lu-luck, sir. -Best of luck? What do you mean by tha--
Nothing! He's a doer, not a talker. You can do this, Dino. Chop that mop.
-But what if I'm not good at it? -You're great at everything! Okay?
I'll be right here with you sweeping up the hair that falls
from his giant weird head.
No offence, sir.
I am the hair.
[inhaling] I am the hair.
-Technically not true, but-- -And the hair is me.
[flamenco music]
Haircuts! Haircuts from the hottest new barber in Big City!
He's the dude for 'dos, dudes!
-And... voila!! -[dramatic music]
-[dramatic music stops] -Uh-ha. Oh!
That's a new look.
Imperfect lines. Incohesive...
[gibberish] A totally fresh look!
Yeah, I like it.
And I'm just getting started!
[flamenco music]
Ugh!
Ah, it's glorious! Cup, I think I'm actually...
...amazing at this!
Although the hair does really cling to my skin.
-Uh... okay. -He's speechless!
And that says so much about my perfect cut.
What do you think, Cup? You love it, right?
It's, uh... uniquely interesting in a different kind of way.
-I think? -[sighing]
Today was everything I wanted it to be and more, Cup! Thanks to you!
Ha! Well, I for one am glad it is over.
[yawning]
I'm kinda hyped out, to be honest. Oh, boy.
Yeah, I don't got it in me anymore. Alright, time to wrap this up,
and get back to what we do best: General Services.
What?! No way! This is just the beginning!
I'm gonna share my talent with everyone's hair in Big City!!
What? Dino. You sure?
'Cause we could do something different, or, uh... No. Okay.
I guess you made up your mind and... I'm just talking to myself now.
I thought your hype work was excellent. [laughing]
Okay, I'm leaving.
[sobbing]
-Ta-dah! -"Domes By Dino"?
-I really think I found my calling, Cup. -Uh-huh.
Well, you're good at so many things, Dino.
Like building stands and hanging with me.
Thank you so much. Now all of Big City is gonna see how good I am at haircutting!
Hype me, hype man! I'm nothing without you.
Okay. Yeah. Ahem.
[quietly] Come over here if you want
something maybe questionable to happen to you...
Did you say "something questionable"?! I'm in!
That actually worked? The power... of hype.
[humming]
[whispering] Move on. It isn't safe here.
-What? -[whispering] Move on.
It is not safe for you here.
I mean, I have no idea what you're saying. "Shave my ear"?
-That is not what I am saying. -[flamenco music]
Next!
Save yourself.
-[operatic music] -[screaming]
[laughing]
This better be as good as your amazing hype man said it would be.
[fast snipping]
Ta-dah!
Ta?! And then dah?! I don't think so!
This is the worst haircut ever! And you are the worst barber ever!
And this barber stand is... actually pretty nice,
but you sure are the worst barber!!
-[shocked exclamations] -[Dino] Huh.
Well, I guess some people just don't appreciate a good cut. Right, Cup?
-Uh... -Cu-Cup?
-I am a good barber, right, Cup? -Uh... yeah...
-Of course, you're definitely-- -Exactly! That's weird, the line is gone.
Well, I guess there's one cut left to do. A special thank-you cut for supporting me.
Your... haircut... Cupcake!
What's that now? You know what? I got a haircut recently.
I'm trying to grow it out.
Winter is coming and I need another layer of fros--
Oh, nonsense, Cupdiwup! You love my cuts!
You said it yourself and I believed it, 'cause why would you say it otherwise?
That would make you baaaad.
Ha-ha. Yeah.
-Ah!!! -What's wrong?!
It's just that I, uh... I... I'm sorry, Dino, but, well,
you're... not good at cutting hair.
I didn't have the heart to tell you before, b-but... that's okay!
Look, you do not have to be good at everything--
I can fix it! [sobbing]
I can fix it! Do you want a bird's nest?!
-Oh! -I can do a bird's nest!
-[sobbing] -[screaming]
I'm sorry, Dino! I should've told you from the start!
Or at least maybe not have helped build the stand!
[panting] Have you seen my brother?
Is he the guy running around cutting everyone's hair?
Yes! Wait a minute. I can just follow the terrible haircuts to find him!
Gotcha!
Ah!! Up there?
-Ah... I've gotta find Dino. -[zombie-like moaning]
[Dino crying]
Where are you, Dino? Dino?
-[crying] -Is that you?
Oh...
-Dino? -[screaming]
[screaming and exclaiming]
[creature screaming]
Ah!!
[screaming] Please! I have to find my brother.
-Hey, Cup. What are you running from? -[sighing]
Dino. I was looking for you!
And not being scared of anything at all, 'cause that's not like me.
I'm sorry I ran away, Cup. I was trying to fix all my mistakes,
but it was a little tough while sobbing,
'cause you hurt my feelers so unintentionally.
I'm sorry, Dino.
Ah, and I realized you're right. I'm not good at cutting hair.
I'm literally covered in the leftovers of terrible haircuts. And denial.
C'mon, Dino. Sure, haircuts aren't your thing,
but no one's truly good at everything.
You're good at so many other things. More important things.
Like being the best brother a hype man could ask for.
Aw... Smother hug.
Ah. [laughing]
Thanks, Dino. Oh, boy, you stink.
Yeah. Yeah, I didn't include a wash with my cuts. Too labour-intensive.
Well, it is gross. Can we go now?
Sure, Cup. I just have one last head of hair I have to deal with.
-Yooooours! -Ah!!!
Just kidding. Just kidding. Mine. Mine. I am the hair.
The hair is... all over me.
This is it. You've got it! You're the man for your own mop!
[flamenco music]
And... ta-dah!
Okay, yeah, no, I'm super bad at this.
Let's just go home immediately. Thank you. Okay.
[flamenco music]